I like going to sporting events. It is one of my absolute favorite things to do. However, many years ago when I became this neurotic mess of a man, lots of habits of mine changed. I've never been a big food guy, but over time I've essentially waned my diet down to things I make at home (mostly vegetables or anything I can toss on a grill) and copious amounts of soft pretzels when out.
And since my neuroses no longer allow me to purchase things from vendors like this, I wouldn't have to worry anything I'm about to eat at the ballpark having gone through this "process."
The Houston Astros are winning, the hot dogs are selling, and all is right with the world at Minute Maid Park. But not inside a men’s restroom.
Cell phone video shows a ball park snow cone vendor sitting on a toilet in a stall with an entire box full of the products he’s about to sell. They sit on the bathroom floor right next to him.
The person who recorded the video and gave it to Local 2 said: “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. This guy is taking a dump. There’s no doubt about it. What sane person could possibly think, yeah this is a good idea. I’ll just put the food that I’m about to sell on the floor.”
For video evidence, head on over to Deadspin
Also - if you're buying from vendors...stick to the Peanuts or Cracker Jacks. The song has dual meaning.